This morning on our way to church in a nearby town, we were somewhat surprised to see a camel munching away in a roadside barnyard, I might add, comfortably munching away as though he/she lives there now. At first we just laughed but then on reflection later in the day I became very concerned......
I mean, where did this camel come from, who were his parents, who allowed him into Waitsburg, is he going to replace one of our local cows or horses or sheep in some way? Will he take away some unsuspecting animal's livelihood? Do the local yaks and alpacas (oh I remember when THEY arrived), tut! tut!) know he/she's here? Did this intruder steal into town in the night and now flaunt its presence as though it had always been here? Will he be cheaper to maintain than some of our native animals, taste better, work harder, and just why did he come here anyway? Is this the beginning of a camel invasion?
I don't know....you need to be careful these days. One easy intruder and there goes the neighborhood!
Where do you think this animal's credentials are anyway? Someone needs to investigate, don't you think?! Have you seen any of these creatures in your neighborhood, it could be a conspiracy that should be investigated......oh, I hate to get involved in these upsetting immigration issues - I mean, I was just on my way to church, an innocent Christian bystander to this probable invasion of outsiders!